We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) I disagree
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week. A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
George Patton
amazing! how long did this take you to come up with? i will now use these all the time. and for those who don't thinks that this is something cool... quite being such (!)s ....
i better go though its late and I'm one (_zzz_).
"When you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead."
- inspirational poster
means a smile and 
is a frown. 
